Windows 2000 (Open Source) code [Joke fwd] (fwd)

[oommen at imaginetechnologies.com (Oommen Thomas)]

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>>
>>Microsoft is going the Sun way.
>>Here is the source code of Windows 2000
>>Subject: Windows 2000 source code
>>
>>                 #include win31.h
>>                 #include win95.h
>>                 #include win98.h
>>                 #include workst~1.h
>>                 #include evenmore.h
>>                 #include oldstuff.h
>>                 #include flightSimulator.h
>>                 #include billrulz.h
>>                 #include monopoly.h
>>                 #define INSTALL = HARD
>>
>>                 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
>>                 void main()
>>                 {
>>                     while(!CRASHED)
>>                     {
>>                         display_copyright_message();
>>                         display_bill_rules_message();
>>
>>                         do_nothing_loop();
>>                         if (first_time_installation)
>>                         {
>>
>>
>>make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
>>                             do_nothing_loop();
>>
>>
>>totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
>>
>>
>>search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
>>
>>
>>make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
>>                             disable_Netscape();
>>                             disable_RealPlayer();
>>                             disable_Lotus_Products();
>>
>>                             hang_system();
>>                         }
>>
>>                         write_something(anything);
>>                         display_copyright_message();
>>                         do_nothing_loop();
>>                         do_some_stuff();
>>
>>                         if (still_not_crashed)
>>                         {
>>
>>
>>display_copyright_message();
>>                             do_nothing_loop();
>>
>>
>>basically_run_windows_3.1();
>>                             do_nothing_loop();
>>                             do_nothing_loop();
>>                         }
>>                     }
>>
>>                     if (detect_cache())
>>                         disable_cache();
>>
>>                     if (fast_cpu())
>>                     {
>>                          set_wait_states(lots);
>>                          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
>>
>>                          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
>>                          set_mouse(reaction,
>>sometimes);
>>                     }
>>
>>              /* printf(Welcome to Windows 3.1);    */
>>              /* printf(Welcome to Windows 3.11);   */
>>             /* printf(Welcome to Windows 95);     */
>>             /* printf(Welcome to Windows NT 3.0); */
>>            /* printf(Welcome to Windows 98);     */
>>           /* printf(Welcome to Windows NT 4.0); */
>>           printf(Welcome to Windows 2000);
>>
>>                     if (system_ok())
>>                         crash(to_dos_prompt)
>>                     else
>>                         system_memory =
>>open(a:\swp0001.swp, O_CREATE);
>>
>>                     while(something)
>>                     {
>>                         sleep(5);
>>                         get_user_input();
>>                         sleep(5);
>>                         act_on_user_input();
>>                         if (userBored)
>>flightSimulator();
>>                         sleep(5);
>>                     }
>>
>>                    create_general_protection_fault();
>>                 }
>>
>>
>>


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