a Billy Gates joke

[aawan at cs.uml.edu (Aamir Awan)]

>>God summoned Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates to a very
>>important, absolutely private, top secret conference.
>>
>>After they were all there, God said: "I've got good news and I've got bad
>>news.  The bad news is that I'm finally at the end of my patience with the
>>way things are on Earth, so I've decided to destroy it.  The good news is
>>that I'm giving you one week's notice."
>>
>>So, Bill Clinton called into session the joint houses of Congress and
>>announced: "I've got good news and I've got bad news  The good news is that
>>there is a God.  The bad news is that He's going to destroy the Earth in
>>one
>>week."
>>
>>Boris Yeltsin called into session the Communist Party and announced: "I've
>>got bad news and *worse* news.  The bad news is that there is a God after
>>all. The *worse* news is that he's going to destroy the Earth in a week."
>>
>>Bill Gates, meanwhile, called all of his programmers, marketing experts,
>>and administrators together and announced:  "I have got good news and I've
>>got *better* news.  The good news is that God thinks I'm one of the 3 most
>>important men on Earth.  The *better* news is that we don't have to fix
>>Windows 95."
>>


:)